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Yaay! New post! hopefully less confusing and emo then the last one. :D
2012 YESTERDAY~! FUNTIMES ;] Was it supposed to be a scary movie? o: cuz it really wasn't. loool. But apparently I made the movie funny. according to lulu. :] SLUMDOG~ We saw Da Sousa on the way. He saw it with us. LOOL. Everytime we saw someone indian on the screen. it'd be just like:
-indian appears on screen- Jeff: OMFG DANIEL ITS YOUR FAMI-- Daniel: SHUTUP!! LOOOL.
Halfway through the movie he got used to it and well..
-indian family running- Jeff: -looks at daniel- Daniel: ...LOOOL. I'm just waiting for Jeff to say something. Jeff: 8DDD... SLUMDOG!!!!
LOLOL. :]
OMFG. i have tons of...iunno what you call these... there not exactly FMLs. or MLIAS... Well.. I'm sure you'll lool. :D
Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy, and all you see is his head and arms sticking out of the water? I bet he's not laughing out loud.
Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for perverts.
I always used to punch any kid that said Mario was cooler than Sonic, then they took away my substitute teaching license.
A true optimist would think the glass is half awesome.
Next time you see a porn star lying on one of those heart-shaped beds, take a minute to remember the human-shaped bed who donated it before it died.
I was reading this book the other day and I couldn't decide if the word was pronounced "caramel" or "carmel." It ends up the word is pronounced "karma," and it's pretty fitting because I just murdered my English teacher.
Do cowboys just call them hats?
Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for perverts.
Whoever wrote the words to "Row Row Row Your Boat" took a break halfway through and wrote the rest extremely high.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you bore him for a lifetime.
I've been feeling pretty depressed lately, so my friend told me to try a puppy. I don't get it though: I've already eaten most of it and I barely feel better at all.
Thats enough for one post :] MORE WILL COME. :D insw.
OHYESH the LOLWUT? ROFLBBQ video. ;D Here it is. Self explanatory...but ill explain anyways. Jacob plays Halo. He has to stop playing halo. and watch...
I think I can. I think I can...no. you really can't.
Well. Depressing.
Don't you hate it, when you try so hard at something. and you just can't seem to get it right? You think to yourself...is it really worth it? All the hard work. Because you have no talent? And to put in even more effort because everyone tells you, hard work compensates for talent? Maybe it doesn't. Maybe your trying way too hard. and you still won't make it. Maybe its time to wait. Wait until you get more mature. More knowledgeble. More prepared. Maybe its not my time. Maybe its next year. Maybe it will make a difference. Or maybe i'm just trying to make myself feel better. But i don't give up.
Honestly. i didn't know where i was going with that. i wrote that around 30mins ago. But it did make me feel better. Maybe. And to think. i just typed anything in my head. It probably will not make sense and may sound very cliche. Thats life. Nope. Depressed = no video. Cheer me up? = you get a cookie. metaphorically. ...did not make sense. Grr, i really want to talk to someone right now. but sadly. she's not online.
Well. The title said it. It's not that i don't like it, it's just I'm not any good in it. Which means I SHOULD study. But instead i'm here. Writing a blog that will never be read except by me. Depressing isn't it? Pretty useless. but at least I have something else to do besides Balloono when I'm bored.
...-sigh- The test is tmoro. 1st period. Oh joy.
But i guess i have studied a little bit. Helping Tommy study on MSN. LOOL He really likes my ASCII ray diagrams. aha!
I guess that cheered me up a bit. sorta. But THIS did the trick. Did you think I'd end a blog w/o a video? Ofcourse not. I have a life. I just use it to search up tons of useless videos. Ohkay. nvm, I don't.
ANYWAYS. Its a kid. That is a bigger loser than me! :D He's a kid. Who LOVED CoD. Until he played MW2. He didn't like it and wasn't good at it. ...he found out after playing for SEVENTEEN hours. So. he decided to punch the wall. multiple times. Yep...wait...WAIT WHAT?!?!?
LOLOLOL ...now back to hell. ...back to physics. Glux Jeff. Yes. I just wished myself good luck. Leave me alone.
ANOTHER VIRAL VIDEO LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG. HAHAHAHAH This totally made my day.
OMG. She should get signed. YES. it IS a she. Incase anyone thought differently. ._. She should get signed by the same producers who signed soulja boy cuz apparently, they have a thing for people with NO talent. Yes thats right. BURNED. like ice in the north pole after 2012. (I know its melted. SHUTUP)
Well. Hightlight of my day. Boring. day.
LOLOL If Robert Downey Jr. joined a band it'd be: SYSTEM OF A DOWNEY JR. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO PUNNY.
ANOTHERONE: NICHOLAS CAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE LOLOLOL
... :'D
Harhar.
OMG! saw Tanya at T&T! LAWWL! SO THERES PROOF! WHITE PEOPLE DO GO TO T&T! :D
Jeff: Wakawakawakawakawaka Maria: LOOL? wakawakawakawakawaka Jeff: luuul. Yeah..like Pacman? 8D Maria: OHHH LOOOL! I read it like BATMAN. NANANANANANANANANANANAN... BATMAN!!!
LOL. Random. x]
I SAW THE COOLEST THING TODAY. well. to me its was. I was in a car at a red light with asian radio in the background (CHINESE!) ANYWAYS. There was a BAMF in a electric wheelchair and he was SPEEEEEDING across the street. Then he comes to a sudden stop RIGHT WHEN the radio goes to commercial and plays the sound of a car tire screech! I LOLOLOL'd. I bet if he knew that happened. He'd be like the jock of the senior home. He'd get all of the girls.
...wooow. Ohkay. That was DEFINATELY funnier then and there. You had to be there. Y'know? Almost like an inside joke...but not really inside? or a joke? ... ...IT WAS FUNNY TO KAY? LEAVE ME ALONE. T_T
LOOL. On the topic of wheelchairs. I SOMEHOW found a video of Rick Hansen Bungee Jumping. Well, I was watching and around 5:41 into the video, he actually makes the jump. I thought they were gonna use the wheelchair to THROW him over. Instead. They throw the wheelchair WITH him! I LOL'd alot. I think I'm just easily amused. Anyways that is all. x] Such a long blog!
If you wanted to see that Rick Hansen video..its here. I lied. Its really Here
ANDANDAND if you were wonder what BAMF means...Its Bad*** Mother Fkker :D I has to block and change the words or else Cherry Blossom can't read it. x] Stupid fagnanny blocker.
Ahh. Finally. 1st BLOG!
You people (you know who you are ;] ) have been asking and reminding me. NO MOAR EXCUSES! My blog is here. :D
I was gonna start off with something important but now i forgot. Fail. :\
Ahh well. Sunday afternoon.
This is like the 1st sunday i've had NO HOMEWORK to do and guess what? ...I'm bored at home editing code. SO EXCITING. OMG! theres like "br"! THEN THERE'S LIEK "div"! SO COOL!
My name is Bob. I work in a button factory...
Hai. I'm Jeff -waves-
Whatsup. I like music. I love MAKING music. or well, some call it noise. ):
I was a loser kid. Now I'm a loser TEENAGER! Lul. I read that somewhere.
Yup. I'm weird. But chances are...if you haven't stopped reading till now. You would know that already.
Bboying is aweshume :] and locking too! Pretty random to put it after THAT ^. I should shut up now? Yes. NO? YES...
NO? :D YES. ...btw I'm bipolar. WAIT NO. THATS NOT RIGHT. YESS. NOOO. -punches myself- ...oww. o_o ..bye.
Yup. I sound cooler over the internet than i really am in person.
I'm not cool. At least i can admit it. :|
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